MOVIE: Mr Car and the Knights Templar (2023)

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Mr. Car and the Knights Templar (now on Netflix): That’s quite the title, isn’t it? This mostly family-friendly Polish feature adapts Zbigniew Nienacki’s cult-favorite Pan Samochodzik (translation: Mr. Automobile) book series, published primarily in the 1960s and ’70s, about a historian traveling hither and yon in his wacky amphibious auto, hunting down long-lost artifacts. So call it the Polish National Treasure if you must, but we’ll see if it lives up to that comparison (because it’s definitely not on par with the adventures of a certain Dr. Jones). 

MR. CAR AND THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR: STREAM IT OR SKIP IT?

The Gist: First, that car. It’s sort of a Jeep and sort of a jalopy and about a third of the way towards being a Fury Road beast. It’s dinged and dented and scratched and has no doors or windows to speak of, it’s outfitted with all kinds of gear for adventuring, and you can drive it right into the ocean, because it’s also a boat. It has oodles of personality, and one can’t help but wonder if it might be more fun to hang out with it for 110 minutes instead of the bland man who drives it, but that isn’t going to happen – this movie is about people, incredibly boring people. Speaking of whom, our lead is Tomasz (Mateusz Janicki), who will eventually earn the nickname Mr. Car, because the car is the most interesting thing about him. We meet him smack in the middle of a chase to a lighthouse, where he scuffles with his nemesis, Adios (Jacek Beler), gets an assist from old pal Petersen (Przemyslaw Bluszcz), and learns the location of the Cross of de Molay. He pilots his car out on the water, dives in and emerges with the treasured relic. Bam. Success. Again!

Tomasz, you see, is rather famous for his ability to piece together ancient puzzles and codes in order to acquire such things for the Polish National Museum. He shows off the cross to a crowd of admirers and journalists at a press conference, then turns down an interview request from Anka (Sandra Drzymalska), whose Afternoon Courier pieces about him haven’t been particularly flattering. He’s a loner and any attempt to make him be less of a loner will be met with resistance – just ask his technician buddy who outfits his car with a new back seat, not because Tomasz requested it, but because someone read a few dozen pages ahead in the screenplay. Tomasz is about to put a bow on the Cross of de Molay project when an odd duck of a woman named Lajma (Anna Dymna) insists that a second cross exists, and will lead its founder to the hidden treasure of the Knights Templar.

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